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Major Lane Closures In Las Vegas
by Vegas
Taxi Driver
February 13, 2009
Any
day now, the Nevada Department of Transportation is going to start a new
project that will cause temporary delays, but will ultimately result in better
traffic flow by the next century. For about nine months, all northbound lanes
on all roads in the Las Vegas area will be closed, and all eastbound lanes on
all roads in the Las Vegas area will be restricted to one lane. The Nevada
Department of Transportation recommends using alternate routes. As always, the
Nevada Department of Transportation will have crews ready with trucks full of
orange cones, and if the Nevada Department of Transportation notices that
traffic is somehow able to get somewhere, they will be dispatching crews to
put out cones to create complete gridlock. All of this is part of a plan by
the Nevada Department of Transportation to make the traffic in Las Vegas run
smoothly, and at the end of this project everyone will notice a big
difference.
However, in about eight months after the beginning of the project, they will
be starting the second phase of the project, which will take another nine
months, during which time all southbound lanes and westbound lanes of all
roads in Las Vegas will be closed. Once again, the Nevada Department of
Transportation recommends using alternate routes. By the time the Nevada
Department of Transportation finishes both phases, it will be time to repeat
the process. In order to keep traffic from clogging up Interstate 15, which is
already under construction in both directions in multiple locations, the
Nevada Department of Transportation will be turning the on- ramp traffic
signals to red at all times. Extra Metro Police Officers will be on hand to
write as many tickets as possible to any drivers trying to actually get
anywhere, especially cabbies, in order to finance the shortfall in the budget
in the State of Nevada.
Some of the facts and dates in this article may be false and exaggerated, but
it is not far from the reality that Las Vegas taxi drivers are accustomed to.
by
Vegas
Taxi Driver
February 13, 2009
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